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the night of a 1000 and 1 pussy jokes
akmed
but, of course, this is what happens when you bring pictures of your new fluffy himalayan and show them off to girls goths.

but were they really goths? because this is what it sounded like when i walked in:



what's with the fucking rave music? what,it's hip with 12 years old jocks in europe so youre all over it? talk about pussy.... thankfully, you forgot your goddamn glow stix which i've heard can be used as anal probes so get to it...get in touch with your musical tastes.

it's really quite simple-i go to a goth/industrial club to primarily hear that sort of music. this wasn't even that serial murder/ skull fucking necrotechnodisco so popular with the dark and morbid set nowadays-this was fucking smiley face wearing , glow stix on strings twirling, bubblegum( not even 'hardcore') rave. pretty much the only evidence of voodoo was the conspicuous lack of mojo-like someone willed your dick off with a spell involving grave dirt and Lucozade NRG drink. i nearly said the word 'gurning' but you wouldn't know what that means without googling it because you haven't a clue about the type of music you're doing the un-funky pony to( i'd have said funky chicken but you're waving your limbs around too spastically for wings and you're clomping like old nag day at the meat rendering plant.)

you even had Bast in your presence and all for naught. thankfully ,because She is a Protector she saved me from your icky hippie germs because rave is just another way to say " summer of love".

"for your clothes, here's a pretty flower":



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But really...what else can you say to a night where the conclusion was a racist British bum and fake marriages?...

Oh and apparently, my milkshake brings the bums to the yard. I am one LUCKY woman indeed!!!!:)

yes but we both got new husbands out of the deal-and you know how hard it is to find a decent M-A-N.

so there you go-racism from homeless english metal patients leads to the marriage therefore racism is good.

sigh. you gets all the mens and i'm stuck with all this....

pussy.

ah-" english METAL patients"

what more can i say...all that headbanging has been known to cause severe cases of whiplash and TMJ...

Things just keep getting more and more exciting since I left!

And as if that Hippy song couldn't get any better. Very Pink Floyd Hammeresque!

at least it's mocking of it all-those 'goths' were having at the happy hippycore as if there moonboots depended on it.
sick sad world.

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