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siegfried and roy have kindly agreed to come over tomorrow with some of their big pussy friends to help me get harriot ' the claw' brown to the vet for her vaccinations.

maybe roy should wait in the limo.

i can't adopt ' tawdry' and ' the lady tanquray' until my ill-natured crotchity senior cats are up to date on their shots.

today brown climbed up the basement door to the ceiling when i was trying to put her in the cat carrier. limber little thing for a 15 year old psycho bitch from hell. i gave up and managed to get sylvia and brown to the vet seperately while brown smuggly sat on the couch taunting me, i tell you, as i brought each cat home after her nanosecond appointment.

the very nice irish vet called sylvia a ' very grand older lady' in his delightful brogue even though she squirmed around like a siamese snake, making it nearly impossible to give her the shots. apparently for her age she's in excellent health. alice screamed at me all the way to and all the way home from the vet. she has a very slight heart murmur which may just have been the result of her dramatic preformance( over acting if you ask me) in HAL on the way there. something to keep an eye on but not yet cause for alarm given her age and it's lack of severity.

last time i took brown for shots the vet called her, on first sight, ' mental' because all calicos ' have a screw loose'. fucking bitch!- you're talking about my chillens!!! the time before that miss mental managed to dig her claws into the hard plastic of the carrier and wouldn't come out even after we shook it ,rather violently, upside down. the vet told me he certainly wasn't about to even touch her . i had to stuff my arm in the carrier, brown sunk her claws into my fore arm and i removed her that way.

maybe a whip and a chair will be required...


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oh they do come around but you know you have to have patience. the 2 cuties i'm adopting are near feral so immediate lapcathood is out of the question-apparently they stalk their foster mom and stare at her from the corners of whatever room she's in.at least theyre interested in humans. i saw one cat at one of the rescue houses who was going to be put back into the feral colony because it's in abject fear of humans and shows no signs of being receptive to domestication.it glared at me from a small kitty condo the entire time i was there and i was warned not to put any body part near the opening.

basically theyre assessing you and how to most effectively brainwash you into complete feline servitude...

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