mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens
akmed

Los Los - Macarena


for some reason, everytime a ceratin dj spins he plays songs that all have the same basic beat structure as the fucking macarena. i won't mention the absolutely hideous butchery of a eurhytmics song he ALWAYS plays- the discoduck version for homos who enjoy fan dancing. anyway, if we're going to be subjected to this crap we might as well have it on our terms- and the rest of you have to learn the goddamn dance because you know you itchin' to do it. so ,here's butch-er music than we'll ever get to hear in 'discodolly gothland, inc.' and the directions. practice because there will be a quiz the next time i see your sorry honky asses trying to dance.

Beat 01: R arm straight out - in front of you - PALM DOWN
Beat 02: L arm straight out - in front of you - PALM DOWN
Beat 03: R arm straight out - in front of you - PALM UP
Beat 04: L arm straight out - in front of you - PALM UP
Beat 05: R hand grasps inside of the L arm - at the ELBOW
Beat 06: L hand grasps inside of the R arm - at the ELBOW
Beat 07: R hand behind R - back of NECK
Beat 08: L hand behind L - back of NECK
Beat 09: R hand on L - front PANTS POCKET
Beat 10: L hand on R - front PANTS POCKET
Beat 11: R hand on R - back PANTS POCKET
Beat 12: L hand on L - back PANTS POCKET
Beat 13: Move your rump to the LEFT
Beat 14: Move your rump to the RIGHT
Beat 15: Move your rump to the LEFT
Beat 16: CLAP and turn 90 degrees to the RIGHT
REPEAT all 16 beats
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