second, poop goes inside the litter box. i know you're pissed off because i work a lot now and am not at home to rake your litter garden every hour on the hour to your specifications. however ,this work allows me to buy you all the butter you can eat, cat litter,cat food and we don't have to live with obnoxious roommates who tend drink all the milk, use all the butter and usually move out leaving yet another cat behind. there are other ways for you to express your displeasure that are more socially acceptable- have you considered a livejournal account? you can crap there for the whole world to see and someone is bound to LOL you.
third- why are you staring at my toes? it's really unnerving me and i haven't figured it out yet.