mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens

fatwah alert

in conjunction with persia mohammad persia( may her name be praised and she's doing fine thank you save for all the junk she be stuffing in dat trunk)i am issuing a :

Fatwah Against FedEx code name Operation Packagedrop.

all followers are requested to target FedEx Home Delivery in particular although their website is fair game.

afterlife points for a direct hit upon said infidel crusaders will include 5.5 virgins and a coupon for a free falafal roll up.
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