mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens

" if i wasn't so hetero, i'd...'

oh what , what is it you'd do if you weren't so obviously screamingly, mincingly hetero? tat doilies? collect neolithic butt plugs?shave your fucking legs? work the runway, bitch? suck some other guys dick in a car outside the club like a 5 dollar seaport whore on a friday payday when the ships dock?

Sir Sux-Cox-Alot, no one is deceived, ok, maybe some needy desperate lonely girl half your age might be but no one else over the age of 12 in the western hemisphere is.
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