mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens

tips for surly teens and emotional cripples

if you prank call people's answering machines to unload your 'issues' and you have either marbles or the dog's dick in your mouth, no one can understand the brilliancy of your foray into higher primate functioning.

the maniacal laugh at the end was ok but frankly the rest was so much garbled drool. and i cant recall the last time i had an actual troll on my phone-the internet having provided these creatures such fertile nesting ground. let's just say you have been warned: the last time someone left sample- able media in their very own squeaky voice within my grasp i turned it into a house tune known to this day as ' the lesbian-dyke song'....aka 'use primero' .

... and you should hear the things i say to my x-roommates' debt collectors (when i actually answer the call) involving me, their momma and a trained ferret...
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