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vanitas vanitatum
renting out a womb to have a baby is fucking creepy especially when there's no reason why you cant have a child the old fashioned way. oh well the fact that you're male and a baby ain't going to be flying out one of your orifices anytime to so soon might be the issue.

it's hard to be happy for people you know at that ' special time' when it seems more like they're ordering hand -made luggage then having a miniature replica of themselves cast in someone else's flesh.

an here's a tip- you're gay and maybe no one noticed it when you were in school, MAYBE ,however if you order up a little robo-progeny of your own and you date the same sex- don't fucking name your test tube kid something that rhymes with the word queer. could we fucking think for one second about the torment poor ' mini-me' is going to suffer through 12 grades of school. at least spend as much time thinking of the feelings of your kid as you do on fucking window treatments .

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heh..in college I was always amused that my "eggs" (why does this make me feel like a chicken?) would earn me some seriously high cash...

Now that I am old though, I suppose they are just withering away...maybe I should have harvested a couple for $$$$. That way, when someone asks me how I paid off student loans, I can answer, My Uterus.

People should just adopt. I meant Pets, btw.

it's buying a human-no way around it. and they say if you had eggs harvested when you were young-it makes it harder for you to conceive if you actually want one of your own later.

and as for me-im perfectly happy and fullfilled wiht my 5 adopted crack babies...and that check sure comes in handy.hey, wait, aminute!!!! i dont get no check...those cats so lie!

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