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we're on the highway to hell
akmed
there's nothing quite like counting goddamn blocks of butter until 3 AM then driving an egg beater attached to a station wagon home.

why is it that when you hit somerville, it always smells like an oil derrick? why do emo kids litter the morning streets leading to cambridge? why dont cats scoop their own frigging litter?

what the fuck is up with route 128- you people are insane, ok? you drive like blind ampheads and that's when your not totally focused on your cell phone. in a state known for it's bad signage and poorly designed highways, populated with shitty masshole drivers, the on- quasi- cloverleaf- ramp to 128 south off of 93 is a fucking nightmare- what overpaid uncle of some asswipe politician engineered this gateway to Honkie SUV Deathrace 2000?

yield and merge, by the by, ARE NOT the same thing.but then again, i also thought youre suppose to pass on the left... but that's just being delusional on my part. i want to live. i dont want to kill other people( well, not on the highway, that is). i dont want to total my or their cars. i must be the exception. weave in and out going 90 mph to get one car length ahead and trapped behind the same set of construction vehicles as everyone else. asshole, if you want to go 90 mph, fine, but please do it in the far lane, ok. i mean im only in the right lane and attempting to exit-as unreasonable as that sounds. hitting the off ramp at 80 is slightly ill advised , especially behind a dump truck doing 20. it's only the fucking law after all. no sense following it- you have to get to that hairweave appointment. alapicia- so much to answer for.

i dont need a new car- i need an assault vehicle with a gun turret. i need more sleep.i need a maid. i need to learn how to get along with fucking white' family' people in their natural habitat- the suburbs.

gak!

well , i did see a hawk. he was the best thing yet out of this whole traumatic move.


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128 is the s cariest drive in this state and this from someone who used to commute on the Pike every freaking day.

someone at work has suggested montvale ave through Woo-bin ( as they say) to avoid 128 totally. ive been gritting my teeth and hanging on to the seat of the volvo, muttering ' cocksucker' every 1/4 mile. how i wish i still had the old crown vic- the volvo takes some pushing to get up to passing speed considering passing speed is now over 100 in a fucking suv the size of 5 port-a-potties.

when i was driving through ohio many years ago i was stunned- so used to mASS/a/choo/sitz- that people would always yield to you the right of way they legally had. cheerfully, theyd wave to you-" go ahead! you go first!", all smiles. at first i thought- theyre luring us to our deaths- theyre going to ram us. but no. theyre friendly that way. it was very very strange.

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