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" mom, can a borrow the Vulva?"
akmed
yes, ok, im driving a VOLVO station wagon. finally..at fucking last..i fit in in cambridge. all i need are those 'discrete' gay rainbow swastika pencil thin stickers and maybe a 'redefeat bush' or ' got democracy?' or 'hippies i mean torture- where's the outrage?' crap to decorate it in a socially acceptable manner.

being that close to the ground in a car is unnerving and im not that tall and my head is touching the roof. it's a loud fucking thing too- it sounds like a truck. a foreign truck. but my boss is letting me borrow it and i need to drive to work now as there's been.. yes.. another death in the family.

i cant even begin to go into it.

i'm not made of steel (and it seems like neither is the volvo but they say otherwise).july , the cruelest month, has slipped into august the next maybe almost as cruel a month as july.

so if any of you wee little gothlettes have to go to soccer practice or have a play date at the cemetery just give me a call...


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Re: Swedish meatballs

hondas are for girls....

the bronco's an 88. lord know it owes me nothing. i never had to drive to work before now i do. things change. i dont feel safe in small cars in fact they sort of freak me out- i was in 2 rather bad car accidents are a child.

and in fucking cambridge the thought police are sure to sticker you if they dont like your choice of car...it's not like the one mommy bought for them.

hey..as long as it is not for grrls...

cuz there is no efficient gas mileage on this planet that will make me buy a mangy furry animal backpack!

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Re: my gogglez are too tight on my head...

stop- she gits all bytchi if yah don' usz da qweens engrish.

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