yes, ok, im driving a VOLVO station wagon. finally..at fucking last..i fit in in cambridge. all i need are those 'discrete' gay rainbow swastika pencil thin stickers and maybe a 'redefeat bush' or ' got democracy?' or 'hippies i mean torture- where's the outrage?' crap to decorate it in a socially acceptable manner.
being that close to the ground in a car is unnerving and im not that tall and my head is touching the roof. it's a loud fucking thing too- it sounds like a truck. a foreign truck. but my boss is letting me borrow it and i need to drive to work now as there's been.. yes.. another death in the family.
i cant even begin to go into it.
i'm not made of steel (and it seems like neither is the volvo but they say otherwise).july , the cruelest month, has slipped into august the next maybe almost as cruel a month as july.
so if any of you wee little gothlettes have to go to soccer practice or have a play date at the cemetery just give me a call...
why the heck are you driving a volvo?
dead.
no mas purple bronco, senorita....
sob!
as i recall you barbarians use to play soccer with human heads.
ahh..requiescat in fabulousness to the purple bronco!
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the bronco's an 88. lord know it owes me nothing. i never had to drive to work before now i do. things change. i dont feel safe in small cars in fact they sort of freak me out- i was in 2 rather bad car accidents are a child.
and in fucking cambridge the thought police are sure to sticker you if they dont like your choice of car...it's not like the one mommy bought for them.
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cuz there is no efficient gas mileage on this planet that will make me buy a mangy furry animal backpack!
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dang
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