mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens

Istanbul, not Constantinople


bachelorette # 2 : Miss Maggie
breed : turkish angora
age: post-modern
occupation: "lady cat"

The Divine Miss M is known for her luxurious pristine white silkie soft fur with matching pearly gray accessories. Make no mistake, even though she sports a rakish gray goatee, she is ALL LADY CAT.

When not strutting around the house in her impressive poofy chaps and screaming at the philistine kitties of the Persian/ Tabby Axis of Evil, The Turk can be found at the highest peak in each room, awe-inspiring mane billowing forth great furballs- tokens of Her munificence and good will.

When i asked Miss Maggie if she would consider marrying me she said,

" Only if The Persian is confined at Guantanamo Bay as an enemy combatant."

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