mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens

hot on the tail of love


bachelorette number 1 : Miss "Al"-icita
breed: african wildcat crossed with the mackeral Tabby
age: a lady never tells and you shouldn't ask, bitch.
occupation: general naughtiness . member of the REALNESS black panther party- power to the pussies, bitch.

when not bitch slapping turkish angoras or laying out beartraps for the springtime flock of annoying honkies who rollerblade and push their overladen brat mobiles through HER neighborhood, miss al likes to nap .

this minx like honey enjoys flirting with the ladies, showing off her leopard spotted tummy and radical feline centered politics. when i asked if she'd consider marrying me she said:

"hey clean my toes, bitch, there's angora fur trapped there".

am i lion enough to trap and tame this beguiling mix of attila the hun, angela davis, and elsa the lioness?

christ , is anyone?

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