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ok more like- wake up to all your computer's fans roaring like jet engines when the fucking paper weight is asleep.wtf. i realize you're old and outdated by about 6 years but some warning, please, that you are going to pitch a hissy on tax day when all my information and forms were tucked away in your dozing brains.haven't i been good to you?

ungrateful bitch-whore.

i consider myself lucky i suppose because i have never had a crash anywhere close to this fucking magnificent, this awe inspiring or quite so rage inducing. i've actually never had this particular computer crash. not once. in 6 years.i've never had a hard drive die although i am fairly certain it's a logic board/cpu thing and not the brand new hard drive. the RAM is fine, the PRAM battery is fine. the power supply is fine. it will not boot, no chime.no beeps. no coded flashes.just fans- lots of madly spinning fans .it's rather disappointing they did away with the sad mac or the bomb icon that at least was some pathetic attempt at humor when your life is about to go down in whiring, flaming 0s and 1s.

this is coming to elghey via a fucking blue and white G3 that belonged to some cavemen- but running osX, slowly, but at least it is working. primitive emotions and needs require primitive technologies. i needs my internets. i have to has my applicashuns. i just, mother fucker, loaded a massive amount of music to be edited into you- how dare you mess with my delicate artistic sensibilities. if you wanted something you could ask next time instead of getting all passive- aggressive with me then losing your mind in a fit of pique when no one was even looking. and freaking the cats out with your wind tunnel in hell imitation.

i am still surprised that i didn't drop kick you out the window or toss you in a litterbox- such restraint. but you were so so good for so long-os x was unbelievably stable after 10.3 after the quasi-disaster of 9 which played well with no one. good-bye power pc. hello intel.

sorry babe but i have to move on- you understand- i mean you're not even conscious at this point, you won't feel a thing when i gut you like a large tuna fish.


and for the record the hockey puck mouse,the only one i could find that would work with this system, apple my dear, is the worst fucking mouse ever in the whole universe.

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Rest In Peace...Ol' (Once) Trusty Computer

I love the way you tell a story-with a sarcastic, biting undertone which makes it seem comical at the time when it is tragic.

I'm sorry your computer died, may it rest in pieces

Re: Rest In Peace...Ol' (Once) Trusty Computer

and then you reappeared!just when i think everyone has flown away to twitter forever.

well i shouldn't say- but it's unplugged and cannot possibly hear- i was flirting with getting a new 'putie...the operating system had reached the end of any meaningful upgrading and the processor can't be upgraded at all. this has just pushed me into dumping the chump- as i should have.if i'd been a cold hearted bastard and just done it before the 'distasteful incident that we shall not name'.

Re: Rest In Peace...Ol' (Once) Trusty Computer

I have no interest in the new blog fads of MySpace, Facebook, or Twitter. So here, I shall remain.

I also sometimes have the problem of holding on, when I should let go...So I very much understand your predicament; sometimes loyalty has a price, which only you pay.

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