the end is near and it's about fucking time.
therefore, after consultation, via dreamtime, with the delphic oracle , a burning bush, and freya's black chariot carrying cats with wings, i have decided to to marry one of my ' pets'.
i'm on a mission from god .
i will make seperate enteries detailing the various stats and charms of each bachelorette. after due considerations, i will take the most likely candidate, in a field, i assure you , that is crammed with lovely and accomplished debutants feline, down to cambridge city hall and demand that whatever woo woo we are the world we are the rainbow children Citizen in all natural fiber clothing does The Right Thing and marries us.
The reception will be catered by Purina, Nine Lives and Legal Seafood . the happy couple will be registered at Petco. the honeymoon will be to the site of the ancient city of Bubastis- home of the mother of all creation-Bast. an open bar will be enjoyed by all throughout.
hopefully martha will stay out of lesbian charm school long enough to help plan the wedding.