mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens

russian space pussy!

well apparently The Lady Chablis stole HAL's keys and found the top secret hyper space launch button. she's been buzzing the towers of russian air traffic controllers.

"Air traffic controllers in Siberia claim they were buzzed by a high-speed UFO with a female sounding alien who spoke in an unintelligible cat-like language.
The mystery object suddenly burst onto flight monitors over the remote Russian diamond capital of Yakutsk."

diamonds are a girl's best friend.

"A radar shows the UFO moving rapidly through the skies while surrounding planes in the air travel much slower.
'I kept hearing some female voice, as if a woman was saying mioaw-mioaw all the time,' he told the pilot of a passing Aeroflot flight."

yeah, well welcome to my life , comrade. did it sound like this?

personally i would welcome our new feline overlords if i did not already live with them.
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