"Air traffic controllers in Siberia claim they were buzzed by a high-speed UFO with a female sounding alien who spoke in an unintelligible cat-like language.
The mystery object suddenly burst onto flight monitors over the remote Russian diamond capital of Yakutsk."
diamonds are a girl's best friend.
"A radar shows the UFO moving rapidly through the skies while surrounding planes in the air travel much slower.
'I kept hearing some female voice, as if a woman was saying mioaw-mioaw all the time,' he told the pilot of a passing Aeroflot flight."
yeah, well welcome to my life , comrade. did it sound like this?
personally i would welcome our new feline overlords if i did not already live with them.