September 16th, 2011

last ford crown victoria rolls off the line

a moment of silence, please:,0,3733730.story

"The last Ford Crown Victoria rolled off a Canadian assembly line Thursday, marking the end of the big, heavy Ford cars that have been popular with taxi fleets and police departments for decades.

Since 1979, almost 10 million Crown Victoria, Mercury Grand Marquis and Lincoln Town Cars -- so-called Panther Platform vehicles -- have been sold."

mine was a hyped up police package. i am pretty sure you could fit three or more dead bodies in the trunk- i mean- if you absolutely HAD to. an entire old skool non battle position 2 turntable/18" mixer dj coffin fit in the back seat and you could fit speakers and record crates in the trunk and still have room up front for several bitches . cold chillin'.

don't get me wrong, HAL, i love you, but- " panther platform" vehicle and aka the " police interceptor". me- fucking- ow.

let's face it, HAL would look stupid as a low rider. in fact HAL is a little too close to the ground in the wrong tire killing way for my liking.

i never once had to dig it out of the snow- just drive it right through.