all i wanted to do was re-park my car because they're working on my street in the morning . i walked right by you on the way home, finally noticing you because you started snoring. fortunately , the cops were right up the street (having pulled over undoubtedly one of your spiritual sisters for DUI) so i dumped you off on them.
i must admit i sort of wanted you to get run over a little- survival of the fittest. dude, you're bringing down the whole herd. hardcore homeless hopeless drunks have more sense than you do.in the end,i felt worse for the poor sap who would have torn themselves apart with guilt if they had flattened you with their car.
you fell asleep on the fucking street. one of the only times i wished i had a cell phone with a camera.
