December 30th, 2005


breck girls

my cats now have more hair care products then i do which makes them:

metro-sexual kitty cats.

'Co has a fur spray that makes her smell like baby powder and this seems to excite the simaese/ragdoll, who spends post -spritzing time sniffing and purring at the ever curmudgeonly ms. co co. i think this is solely because she wants to eat christian babies, dipping stolen communion wafers into their blood. mottle coated fiend.

i refuse to let them go to anything called a spa and they, under no circumstances, are allowed near therapeutic aromas or yoga mats.