bachelorette # 3 : sylvia esther bint persia mohammad persia
breed: persian/siamese/ ragdoll
age: just right
occupation: sumo wrestler and selkie
ok it's generally danger danger messing with the Mother and the daughter but this asialicious dish is one sultry love bomb. miss sylvie is indeed the daughter and heir apparent to Queen of the Universe, Mullah of Muff -the Sublime Persia Mohammad Persia and , apparently, a selkie. if you don't know what a selkie is -wake up!!!!- before it's too late and yours leaves you to weep at the loss of her/him...
this flamming hot pu pu platter of selkie softness likes to wear her VAGINA t-shirt every single day and lie around on the tops of her sleeping victims heads- sucking out their heat and filling their third eyes with voluptuous dream visions of ancient mystical napping places swarming with fat happy cats.
when asked if she'd marry me -she put her seal skin back on and dove free into the waves.
some just cant be tamed . wild things swim fast back to the lost cities we can only just dream of.