sal the cat denied an exemption from jury duty:
personally, i'd rather be confronted by a jury of cats as opposed to the demotool moonbat moron humans in this state who elected ted 'swimmingly' kennedy as senator for life and look to be doing the same for that ponce kerry.
fuck. let's elect sal the cat for any office local or federal- he'd do a better job doing nothing than the whole lot of politicians running around ass raping the country and the constitution.
sal the cat: he could give a fuck.if your only hope is to be let the fuck alone by government for a change sal's your boy. he doesn't care. he doesn't have to. he's a cat.