mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens
akmed

chicken run

i may be in the midst of a migraine that started friday and i just may have taken a lot of pain pills and i may be perpetually nauseous ( a warning sign of and close companion to the headache) but tell me i didn't just see a fucking fancy breed chicken on the goddamn sidewalk here in my fair very much less than agrarian city? if it wasn't for the pain i would have gotten out of the car to confirm it wasn't some sculpture of a chicken or blow up chicken (kids these days...).

this was no rhode island red or run of the mill leghorn. it was some fancy ass bitch colored like a pheasant- ornamental whore fucking with my hurting head in the morning.
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