mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens
akmed

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i'm sick of black people. i'm sick of white people. and i am definitely sick of penile disfunction product advertisement. as someone who tends to fall asleep with the tv on, i find nothing more disturbing than waking up in a cold sweat with some bee stung lipped porn star gushing on the big screen about science and wieners. i'm distressed enough as it is. i just can't fucking take it anymore. and why, when i pay for tv, is so much of it taken up by hours of paid advertising especially during the only times i am present or at least partially awake to watch?

here's a tender ode to impotence. if it doesn't work properly it's god's way of telling you to just say no.
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