mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens

homo for the holidays

and now that jodie foster has finally come out to groans of ' duh' by everyone over the age of 10, i feel it's my duty to advise all Her fawning lackeys, paramours and humbled servants that Persia Mohammad Persia( may Her name be praised!) is a lesbian. i know you're saying to yourself ' is' as in the present as in still alive but, just like l. ron hubbard, Persia has reached an advanced theta state where she no longer has need of Her earthly form. that little lezzie is with us always and as always in a very tasteful, ladylike manner.

and let's face it that daughter of Her's had one paw on a banana peel and the other in the dyke bar...
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