mr. mittens (akmed) wrote,
mr. mittens
akmed

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Bartello? Doh!

http://www.machomer.com/
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"My main man Horace, we wuz really tight...." circa later 20thc-

http://hamlet.8m.com/

"Scene I
Scene: Elsinore Castle: A Guard Platform

Enter Nardo and Cisco, two sentinels. [Meeting]

Nardo:
Yo, who dat?
Cisco:
Naw, dawg, who dat?
Nardo:
Big up ta Copenhizzagen.
Cisco:
Nardo?
Nardo:
True dat.
Cisco:
Werd, dawg. Don't be sneakin' on me.
Nardo:
's twelve, G. Get on back ta yo' crib, Cisco.
Cisco:
Werd to yo' motha. 's colder den shit and I jus' ain't feelin it.
Nardo:
You peep anythin'?
Cisco:
Ain't peeped shit.
Nardo:
Peace out!
Yo, if you peep Lil' Ho or Marco, my dawgs, tell dem bitches to step on it.

Enter Lil' Ho and Marco

Cisco:
Hold up, dawg - Whazzzup! Who dat?
Marco:
Big up!
Cisco:
Respect!
Marco:
Peace out, dawg! Who dat?
Cisco:
's Nardo. Peace out."



shit, bitch.
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