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the importance of being erstwhile
tesla 2
akmed
is it possible to overdose or perhaps kill yourself with sinus/nasal spray? i feel like i attacked myself with a gallon bottle of poppers but i am able to breathe out of the left side of my nose for the first time in over a week.

perhaps my head won't explode after all.

and while you're addressing that burning, throbbing question , please answer this- why is it that only i would find and fix the imac of a gay lily white dartmouth going raver who majored in 'latino studies' and apparently spent senior year downloading really bad homemade skinny ass honkey porn mostly taking place in mom's kitchen ?

dude, wipe your hard-drive. no one wants to see ravers naked. NO ONE. and what would senor senior thesis advisor( had to be imported via email from cali as dartmouth doesn't appear to be brimming over with err diversity) about that fetishized latino guys in a cornfield porn you had hidden on your hard drive.( no one should really allow a computer to enter a password....) all it was missing was a fucking burro. you're the one la migra should cart away.

puta.

oh and you're too scrawny and purse lipped faggy to be a model so give it up. no one wants to see a raver in armani either. NO ONE. and who took those photos? you focus the camera by turning the lens...ok....

and for all of you making your own porn- it's best not to have other unrelated objects between you and the camera while you're jerking off. the bowl of half eaten cereal between the web cam and your dick doesn't really add anything to the experience. i hope your mother found out what you were doing on her kitchen counters while she was at work and sold you off into the white slave trade.

puta.

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'i want to be a hippy and i want to get stoned...'

you would have enjoyed his informed commentary on the ' gay ' raver scene.( apparently they pass surveys around to one another asking 'who's gay in your raver cell?'. who fucking isn't more like it.) i had to decontaminate that hard drive- i can't have that shit in the house with persia ' two fists' mohammad around...rave chillens are the bulk of her white slave trade to saudi arabia.

Re: 'i want to be a hippy and i want to get stoned...'

Bloody hell. I need to remember to log the fuck in.

Re: 'i want to be a hippy and i want to get stoned...'

i do it all the time usually because i'm at work and have to keep leaving the computer to do stupid annoying things like work.

i'm actually afraid of what that computer i found WAS sprayed with... shudder...

Oh my God, I just laughed so hard my monitor got sprayed with nose juice. Hahahaha!

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