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" Is this for real or is it just another dream"
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akmed
There's nothing quite like a wet t-shirt contest in Lynn MA to make one really appreciate, yes, and cherish the beauty and sanctity of all life.

And there's nothing like a big old skool dyke fight to bring the delicate perfect dream crashing to earth.

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I don't think I've ever seen a real, live wet t-shirt contest. I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing....

i suppose nearly anything seems like a good thing when accompanied by enough liquor.

ah the sight of strapping young lassies pounding one another's heads against a pool table, while quivvering men run for the exits. la vie en rose.

i didn't think wet t-shirt contests still existed- i guess i just don't get around the right circles. it was a co- ed affair and everyone seemed real eager just to forgo with the t-shirt formality. i think this is referred to as ' gumption'.

the fact that these were mostly real women with real women's bodies as opposed to the emaciated , bustless flat wood planks doing the goth/fetish circuit did not go unnoticed.

i once dj'd an asian/ pacific island lesbian fundraiser where the young ladies insisted they wanted to fill a big pool up with rice and have a wrestling contest. and so they did. and the white owners of the club were hauled over the coals for 'forcing' those poor asian women to degrade themselves. cambridge is such a ridiculous place.

the fact that these were mostly real women with real women's bodies as opposed to the emaciated , bustless flat wood planks doing the goth/fetish circuit did not go unnoticed.

I imagine it would be rather hard for the starving orphan types to participate in a wet t-shirt contest. It would just look like they had a really severe and localized case of goosebumps.

Rice wrestling? Rice wrestling????? I love it! Sounds like good, clean fun to me. :)

Hehehehe, when I did phone sex I would ocasionaly come across a feminist who would ask how I could stand to be so exploited and degraded. I hear strippers get a lot of that, too. Someone should worry about the men, they're the ones getting taken. The poor, abused women go home and count their money with a smile. The politically correct are so dumb. ;)

All in all i find being my cats' concubine highly rewarding .... but i do find the French maid's outfit they make me wear while changing the SacredLitterBox a tad demeaning....

Pigs! Oppressors!

Throw off the shackles of imprisonment! Boycott the changing of the litter! Burn your french maid's uniform!!! Rebel!!

And bring the wrath of the Ineffable Persia Mohammad Persia upon my head?

Don't talk crazy!

Sorry, what was I thinking? I have blasphemed against the almighty Persia Mohammad Persia. Forgive me!

fortunately for you, she can only read classical Arabic and Farsi.....

last time i disobeyed ' she who must be obeyed' she threw up a giant furball on my new comforter....then she dumped a can of coke onto my head off the nightstand, while i was sleeping ...i mean this cat is capable of anything...murder, mayhem, giant white balls of fluff on a black Armani suit....

Ok, the vandalism of the Armani suit is simply not acceptable. That is just wrong. Do whatever you have to do, sacrifice many virgin mice in her name, but get THAT to stop.

Good God, has that cat no respect at all for the important things in life? A hot looking Italian suit is sacred!

She's such a pussy........

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